Usually, at 3 pm my hair would be plastered to my forehead, and Mumy would say her torture magic words, "Hawra, come here & let Mummy toncet your hair!"
Tsk. Toncets are only for babies laa ok Mumy! I now declare myself a big girl. Hmph.
A big girl with a spanking brand new pair of pink Adidas, summore! Dady said that these kinda shoes are only for big girls okay!
Oy, I am a big girl already hokay!
If I were still a baby, I wouldn't be running like speedy gonzales around the playground all by myself now, would I? I am the future olympics athlete! Plus, I'm cute too. Heh Heh
If I were still a baby, Dady wouldn't have bought me this spanking new set of wheels now, would he? Woohooo!! Fancy my wheels, anyone?
I can even eat & drive, like Dady & u too..ok?
And hey, I even have the mechanical skills shud the need arises, see? I doubt you have the skills too, Mumy! Hmm..Mebbe I shud install NOS on my wheels!
The only thing I need now is a driving license. Issit for 18 years and above..or 18 months? Hmm..